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A Filling Bad Egg
NEWS FLASH! "In accordance to recent events following the decline of sales and impending bankruptcy, Salt Peanuts Inc., one of the largest suppliers of peanuts, has been recently acquired by the Willy Wonka Candy Company, with the deal ready to be finalized on November 23rd. 23 year old Current CEO, Veruca Salt, daughter of former CEO Roy Salt, is expected to visit the factory to sign the agreement that would make the company a subsidiary to the Wonka brand, though she is known for speaking out against the company since she was the second winner of the famous "Golden Ticket Hunt" where she and her father were granted access into the factory to partake in a tour hosted by Mr. Willy Wonka himself, but had come out covered in garbage where her father would not disclose details of the events in question." November 23rd, 1980; Outside the Wonka Factory A small limousine was going down the road approaching the factory, where inside was not just the driver, but two other occupants. And one
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The famous factory - part 1
6 different famous guys were approached by the team at Wonkas Confectionaries for publicly praising their products, they were all invited for an exclusive tour with the possibility of one winning a grand prize at the end,
The gates had never opened to anyone other than the workers so the general public was dying to get a glimpse inside, a giant crowd gathered to catch a glimpse of the lucky guys.
The first to arrive at the factory gates was Lewis, he was a household name for being the spoiled bratty son of the man who basically invented the internet,
Lewis was born a socialite, he knew nothing other than being waited on hand and foot and w
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Wonka Prevails in Court
Wonka Prevails in lengthy (and weighty) tour winner court case After nearly 4 years of drawn out court proceedings, a mistrial, and what can only be described as some first class legal spectacle, a federal court has finally ruled in the case of Gloop v. Wonka Industries. As commenters have speculated for months, the candymaker has at last been handed a tidy victory. Two bailiffs were ordered to restrain Mr. Gloop after the jury’s decision was read in favor of the candymaker. The plaintiff had grown characteristically irate, yelling expletives at the judge and jury along with “you can’t let them do this to me - he can’t get away with this! He’s fooled you, and you idiots believed every word!” The intrigue and courtroom performances have drawn considerable viewership in the last few weeks. Plastered across screens in gas stations, doctor’s offices, and social media across the country, it’s been nearly impossible to escape. Greg Masters, a local high school history teacher, explained
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